这些宣传文案承包了我一年的笑点
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">源自</span>/休克文案 <span style="color: black;">微X</span>号 SHOCKCW</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">做文案的，真的很好笑。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">虽然拿着愁眉不展的工资，但<span style="color: black;">每日</span>还会情不自禁地笑出尿。<span style="color: black;">由于</span>有些文案真的太好笑了，下面这些文案可能会承包你一天的笑点。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">1/ <span style="color: black;">牛奶<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">文案：<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>你<span style="color: black;">每日</span>喝一瓶我家的鲜奶，连续<span style="color: black;">保持</span></span>5214<span style="color: black;">个星期，就将会活到</span>100<span style="color: black;">岁。</span></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8weystUAPZ4SJSgOibzysiaXWBSW0CO2lOlsu1tPfDf8OkP9TgaBhmmWiag/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">你以为这是一则虚假<span style="color: black;">宣传</span>吗？不是，它其实是一道高考数学题。5214个星期等于100年，你要是能喝100年那你肯定能活到100岁。想了想，这种牛奶不会延年益寿，但<span style="color: black;">能够</span>检测智商。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">2/ <span style="color: black;">公益<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：垃圾<span style="color: black;">归类</span>，从我<span style="color: black;">起始</span>。</span></p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">我就在想，这条<span style="color: black;">宣传</span>语是谁写的。我非常敬佩他，佩服他居然有如此自知之明。垃圾<span style="color: black;">归类</span>从我<span style="color: black;">起始</span>，<span style="color: black;">便是</span>不<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>应该把我分在哪一类垃圾。可回收，不可回收，还是有毒有害垃圾呢。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">3/ 椰汁<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：我从小喝到大。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wfqkZ7hhnctStmPujyRmJjOVqOxThpofQhEXH9B61HYEDPPABtqsKpA/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">我仔细看了看，还真挺大的。应该有36D了吧，不对，应该有30岁吧。正宗牌椰汁，我觉得一点<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不正宗。这卖的绝对不是椰汁，卖的应该是木瓜丰胸汤。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">4/ <span style="color: black;">酱油<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：请见下图。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8w45bG6GTZP1ESwpFLbw816Xlu0VxhPFibyYBRXr9sjUCY8pdrtpdzzAQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">这个<span style="color: black;">宣传</span>海报大概是表达，我家的酱油真美味，吃饭连盘子都舔得干干净净。但我看到的意思是，你家的酱油加了什么鬼东西，居然<span style="color: black;">能够</span>把我家的盘子给腐蚀褪色了。说，你家酱油里面是不是下毒了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">5/ <span style="color: black;">租房<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：进去了，就不想出来。</span></p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">我就弱弱问一句，里面是不是很舒服。这星期日你有空的话，我<span style="color: black;">亦</span>想来试试。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">6/ <span style="color: black;">加湿器</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：自从有了我，<span style="color: black;">夜晚</span>再<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不会被干醒了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wVNGTaiaEEySkUNH2mxZ7rx91N1g8vWvrVTY67p6bKKHplK8x9oznk5Q/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">很难想象，你家里的环境有多<span style="color: black;">卑劣</span>，<span style="color: black;">夜晚</span>动不动就被干醒。</span></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">7/ <span style="color: black;">头盔<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：骑电动或摩托车的<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>，<span style="color: black;">必定</span>要记得戴安全头盔，否则会被开宝马奔驰的<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>认出来。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wVMpQtJ3Zeria7tHU2rcL0YGVr3rLXSDmVbcicCpvSuuK5VB6CJtfSooA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">这绝对是最人性化设计的安全头盔，，360度全封闭，保住你的颜面。<span style="color: black;">这般</span>看来，这种安全头盔应是非常有市场的。</span></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">8/ <span style="color: black;">诺基亚</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：很不幸，<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>的售后<span style="color: black;">分部</span>倒闭了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">好惨，好可怜。我觉得这<span style="color: black;">不可</span>售后<span style="color: black;">分部</span>的人员不给力，是诺基亚太给力了。压根就没人来找售后，<span style="color: black;">一生</span>不出毛病。真想说一句话，有了诺基亚手机，妈妈再<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">不消</span>担心我换手机了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">9/ 步步高点读机</strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：哪里不会点哪里，妈妈再<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">不消</span>担心我的学习了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wPZZNxGiaArVm4OFVkqgnRsHVQFRnxCgBiajtQuxUC5owsD7TGwC3n6qw/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">哈哈哈笑喷了。<span style="color: black;">最终</span>相通了一句话，知识改变命运。这个小<span style="color: black;">女子</span>的成绩<span style="color: black;">欠好</span>，步步高的命运可能会很惨烈。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">10/ <span style="color: black;">餐馆</span></span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：进来吃个饭吧，否则，<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>俩都会饿死。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wuHwVWOksx3uNHDLvUWs1SVpCeZC9mMUN4y4oNw9pAAzvy0iaR08ZchA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">饿死你个餐厅老板，穷死你个马云爸爸。</span></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;">12/ <span style="color: black;">防晒霜</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：日久不<span style="color: black;">必定</span>生情，但<span style="color: black;">必定</span>会变黑。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8wC5TNKYHDfcnv05WwrR9ODRFFaU7qdVHZfialiaeYgFt3tnSrc6g0lCgQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">请好好说话。被太阳晒久了，怎么<span style="color: black;">能够</span>说成“被日久”了呢。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">13/ 联通<span style="color: black;">宣传</span></span></strong></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：联通，改变移动生活。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/1rUf44mj1kehk8KiaL8jButoObpmF4z8w8xWMggngRbSzfuFQupiaiaia1v9PLpCTdHqVTCJfKH4I0pGkpMGbVg2bw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">它们的<span style="color: black;">宣传</span>语真有意思。移动，改变生活。联通，改变移动生活。联通这<span style="color: black;">宣传</span>语没毛病，瓜分移动的用户，抢了移动的市场，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>就改变移动的生活了。</span></p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">文案：我<span style="color: black;">为何</span>要<span style="color: black;">奋斗</span>？为了在夹菜时别人不会转桌子。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">哈哈哈。<span style="color: black;">针对</span>吃货<span style="color: black;">来讲</span>，这应该是年度最励志的文案吧。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">欢迎文末评论留言^_^</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></p>
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