健身教练和女学员聊天内容揭发，太一言难尽了...
<img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rCfu8WpozLb~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=hiQiBCUyhBgImn39cyB%2BGGwxI%2FE%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"><p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">作者：xk <span style="color: black;">源自</span>：视觉志（ID：iiidaily）</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">总是听到<span style="color: black;">非常多</span>姐们儿抱怨</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“哎哟，我怎么<span style="color: black;">便是</span>减不下肥来呢！”</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R7NLiL5417qdrL~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=jGKJXsigC2Zlxa0kzCxnyeXbXsY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你自己说呢？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">为何</span>减不下肥来</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">心里一点数都<span style="color: black;">无</span>？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">当初是谁花了大几千办了健身卡请了教练</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">发誓不瘦下来不是人？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">结果呢？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这是<span style="color: black;">第1</span>次去运动的</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">大胸版的你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">▼</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R6OXA5t5LSUr4i~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=PBs3zt2ZeAE9bvbEFMRC4%2FGzAls%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这是三分钟热度</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">运动完之后的你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">▼</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RBKDsVKBNnx0K8~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=noBdfU%2BUNsRJqzsrgKB7ww2FxmY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RZgnobm9YC6HEy~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=KcOvRMcqTeQ8lMzD3Ts54gTQIiI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">一蹶不振都<span style="color: black;">不可</span>用来形容你啊</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">“人间蒸发”</strong></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">或许更确切吧</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RBKDsVb2XHtnI~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=qemO0XwGk1cKulmekBwz%2FYGbqrI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你对教练的态度充分说明了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">当一个<span style="color: black;">女性</span>不想见到一个男人时</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">是有多么丧心病狂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">你能把<span style="color: black;">一生</span>的谎都撒完了啊</strong></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">第1</span>次，教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己发烧了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">发烧体虚<span style="color: black;">亦</span>达不到训练效果</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">可到底烧没烧</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">摸着自己的奶子你敢再说一遍吗？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">发烧凌晨一点你还出<span style="color: black;">此刻</span>游戏里？</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RI27XL94Z5K5Mu~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=uNB%2FGkUFPjhBl5U6JwivSR7nSFk%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第二次，教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己来<span style="color: black;">月经</span>了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">女子</span>子姨妈<span style="color: black;">时期</span>要多<span style="color: black;">重视</span><span style="color: black;">休憩</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">不<span style="color: black;">能够</span>做剧烈运动</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">可在冰激淋店吃得一大口一大口的</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">那不是你吗？</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rCtx3DhAXzx~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=HtXcGj%2FXvUquMlrEKngmrc6QRaY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第三次，教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己在加班</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">工作重要</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">无</span>工作哪有钱办健身卡</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">可后来你跟教练在电影院门口</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">尴尬相遇了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">嘿呀，你说巧不巧</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你看不见我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你看不见我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你看不见我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你看不见我</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RI27XLzH8a1YRq~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=2i2uNSpucPphD4WvUjKsu8RE1Gg%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第四次教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己卡丢了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">无</span>卡就进不来门禁</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这是健身房的规定</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">可人家教练说<span style="color: black;">不消</span>卡，我认得你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你咋再<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不回复了呢</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">咋啦？你遁地了吗？</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BCZaDmSW2w0~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=wL03GXaF%2F%2Bx4U%2B%2F7jsLZkfAvBd4%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第五次教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己又来<span style="color: black;">月经</span>了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">女子</span>子姨妈<span style="color: black;">时期</span>要多<span style="color: black;">重视</span><span style="color: black;">休憩</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">不<span style="color: black;">能够</span>做剧烈运动</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">等等？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你这个月都来了几次<span style="color: black;">月经</span>了？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">难道你的<span style="color: black;">月经</span>随叫随到？</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BCZoFxhhAh9~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=6R1I9AgUMLdr1%2BpsArX95HJ2AVw%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第六次教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你干脆说自己住院了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">患病</span>适宜静养</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">运动<span style="color: black;">欠妥</span>可能会<span style="color: black;">导致</span>拉伤</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">可后来你跟教练在KTV重逢了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你惊天动地摇骰子的样子</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">一点不像住过院的啊</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BCtR4KNsKst~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=TlLlDDAxHncZdJTdLzVFK4R3FSI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第七次教练叫你</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说自己<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>结婚</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">闺蜜<span style="color: black;">便是</span>天，闺蜜<span style="color: black;">便是</span>地</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你们<span style="color: black;">女子</span>子之间的友情最脆弱了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">一不小心可能就破碎了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">因此</span>婚礼<span style="color: black;">必要</span>出席</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练懂</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">后来你让身边的<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>都结了一次婚</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">听说<span style="color: black;">此刻</span><span style="color: black;">已然</span>有人在二婚了</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R693tgt47zlyMw~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=mitWp%2BgMmtvKN%2BmJVqk5ThR6ZYU%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R8jKTgQBHlZdwN~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=BM0yWNM1%2Fy2y0jW8uPgbueBjnJw%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">当然，这些借口还都是比较常规的</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">下面这些才叫</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">“为了逃避健身</strong></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><strong style="color: blue;">一个人到底能说出什么鬼话来”</strong></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练问我为啥不来<span style="color: black;">熬炼</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我说：</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">有人来征兵</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我要去新疆当兵了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@麻辣女神陶华碧</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BCvD1iyc25v~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=f5tS%2BlHVzE5wKkvY5kvd6K1k3DQ%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练问我怎么这么久不去健身房</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我说：</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我在山区支教呢！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@我的Doki</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDB3H5kPgq1~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=jOtXfybN9TCLtro385fmOTz9Oww%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">上了两节课再<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不去了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练催我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我说：</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我不在学校啊</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我怀孕退学了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我的<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>不<span style="color: black;">准许</span>我<span style="color: black;">熬炼</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@你们大嫂</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDUj1Iy7KuV~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=s12ehJir6mOXqn0LBpOQS3onGoA%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">健身房一个妹子跟教练说</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“下星期有事来不了了”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练问</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“有什么事比健身更重要”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">妹子淡定地回答</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“抽脂”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@MatchanMocha</p><img src="https://p26-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BDKI9ljkWYC~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=wqI2l7f1DZR09bhdUNvqmrWJcP0%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">为了不去健身</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我好歹求教练让我先调节下<span style="color: black;">膳食</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">大鱼大肉之后的我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">从<span style="color: black;">博客</span>上找了一张很没食欲的照片发给了教练</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">结果...</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">那是教练的<span style="color: black;">博客</span></p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BDL83t4tjuE~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=mdJA2%2BbDUGMcrInCtaXDlBV6G2c%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">在健身教练眼里</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我一年366天在外面旅游</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@少女带病对线</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDVlGCOclD7~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=uTp3chi7bYEpzynur3ykyNMN0eo%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">腿上就破了点皮</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我特意用纱布包起来</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">给教练发了张照片</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“不行了，动不了了”</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/REYszH5G1D00a3~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=0sIzNb2bGIuCWXiCqFAUy5r49GE%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">还没结婚</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">每次教练一催我我就<span style="color: black;">起始</span>哭</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“不行啊教练</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我得回家带<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>啊</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>爸爸一点都不管啊全靠我</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我没时间啊”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">迄今</span>教练还觉得我有一段不幸的<span style="color: black;">结婚</span></p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDmACqOWTpA~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=FZBC1NPIm5lrTWe5e%2FUK7MCwN2M%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">话不多说了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">自己看吧</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">@SiB呗</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R8eyWysHqecOyl~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=4Bajw4w2xE%2FlEx16dvMkEtbf4lg%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">健身房就在办公室楼下</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">为了躲避去上课</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我硬生生给自己加班到十点</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BDjS8IxvyEX~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=fnUY9MSIg1kvsX0CNKTsv7z0Tjw%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">到最后这些理由统统被识破了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">眼看着到了实在<span style="color: black;">无</span>办法的时候</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">教练又来问我了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“什么时候来<span style="color: black;">熬炼</span>啊”</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">于是我假装自己失忆了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">“你是谁？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我昨天出了车祸，全忘了......”</p><img src="https://p26-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDmvAdOMs4K~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=t6jAT%2F36yrpN%2Fx0oPNBrx9GN%2BpU%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这下<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>自己<span style="color: black;">为何</span>减不下肥了吧</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">由于</span>当别人在卷腹的时候</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDnPJALnOEI~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=fOKyWdIJNYFb1MLWuXwwl6FRhh0%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你还在狂吃吃吃</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDx4Cu2surA~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=DXzQYSo0UD8LbAHH3X%2B15OC%2FZLY%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别人练肌肉的时候</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/Rb4rDxRxYO8H6~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=FdIzqA4MgeiIuy%2BdJ1Qt%2BTFmBVw%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你却躺在床上摊着</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RBKDv3HHAC0Wfj~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=j7v8Ox9eHYD7aSJw4w9VQkIm3xI%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">叫你<span style="color: black;">熬炼</span>你的态度还是<span style="color: black;">这般</span>的</p><img src="https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/R98BE2cFj0AAdP~noop.image?_iz=58558&from=article.pc_detail&lk3s=953192f4&x-expires=1724056543&x-signature=td47KhBVLzehYzellGcDGe3UgOs%3D" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你不是在花钱健身啊</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你是在花钱<span style="color: black;">熬炼</span>自己的撒谎水平吧！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">好了，从明天<span style="color: black;">起始</span>迈开腿吧</p>
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