小学生检讨书：认错是不可能认错的，这辈子都不会认错
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小学时<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>犯错误，<span style="color: black;">那样</span>老师的三大法宝<span style="color: black;">便是</span>罚抄写、写检讨、请家长，今天<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>就来聊聊小学生写检讨的<span style="color: black;">哪些</span>事儿。当学生做错了事情，老师为了让学生认识到自己的错误，并且<span style="color: black;">保准</span>改过，会让学生写检讨，检讨书的书写<span style="color: black;">亦</span>是有格式的。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqH3mzfCkjk35aHsEhKnGy8UOINRauGTkU6WpP82IWPbBIF0hduYIibsg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">虽然老师<span style="color: black;">亦</span>讲过了<span style="color: black;">怎样</span>写检讨书，<span style="color: black;">然则</span>当学生动笔写的时候，检讨书却未必能有老师们预期的效果，来<span style="color: black;">瞧瞧</span>下面的学生检讨书吧！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">下面这篇检讨书，写到了自己和情敌小糊的竞争，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>写到了对<span style="color: black;">将来</span>的美好憧憬：当CEO，迎娶白富美。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibq7YZ6g4zicgmS2qU8MZaNUsys9MUh7ZbZhyTQKQeibJ39zBmtT757ARwA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">还有<span style="color: black;">非常多</span>检讨书中，小学生故意耍小聪明，利用藏头字，<span style="color: black;">暗示</span>对老师的抗议，然而这些小伎俩老师们一眼就看出来了，还是劝小<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>们，好好地反省自己的错误，改正错误，而不是耍小聪明。来看下面：</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">老师你真丑！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqlgVMAZvu6jDMDDaj5AZ5ZOInC68TP2odOgYQRPahhDJUico8tajUoeg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">老师我不服！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqnklqccER7bHJhVcPiaXibc16ZOyPCRuaA2dU8OjCCRwicI5pJsBfNRhmg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqzIPkiatgjCTibBot3kc5d4vE2U0zQ5SGNRjVytZiaYIzUvfONzj68liaOQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这一个<span style="color: black;">隐匿</span>的比较深，<span style="color: black;">然则</span>还是被老师看出来了：</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你丑还不让说啊！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>，我劝你不要耍<span style="color: black;">这般</span>的小聪明，否则你会陷入写检讨书的死循环。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqLQyWU6uKnicFjhLe1ELIbJ5YFibOkH4k6A2uoUaSlrINWcr9JDWJvM1w/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">还有的检讨直接<span style="color: black;">便是</span>对老师的诅咒，<span style="color: black;">那样</span>老师看到后，写检讨的这位<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>，你会怎么样呢？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqV8T6ZmE50EtiboT317PqGibRiaVDBDdAsZ8ISsO4C9Nm6W92UYFtxsicDg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这个比较霸气，父亲是马云，自己是马桶盖，这个<span style="color: black;">照片</span>来自网络，估计<span style="color: black;">亦</span>是网友们自娱自乐来“嫁祸”给小学生的。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqnHvDkZcKQflIkPhicOiaFtmZfZdd14hBG2CAjxXJiaDAdBDl8zpIsDEQA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这个学生太直白了，拿着老师的智商在地上摩擦，摩擦！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqP5Th6TpbiceZ2niag8iatfB4MnV033HoGibyUXTzH7HfRBntK17xoNpdpg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">来看下面这篇检讨书，这篇还算比较正经的检讨书，<span style="color: black;">无</span>藏头字，然而细读这篇检讨<span style="color: black;">咱们</span><span style="color: black;">发掘</span>，这<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>绝对是个人才啊，接力赛<span style="color: black;">能够</span>把接力棒扔到终点，<span style="color: black;">而后</span>检讨的重点还算<span style="color: black;">不该</span>该破环公物……</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqECkfP0k2eib2q8iazNzJ61uqVLZzpeeLTxma9QVM90u1ficlCo2ibKZ30g/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">写检讨用得最多的<span style="color: black;">便是</span>下<span style="color: black;">保准</span>了，下面这个<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>的<span style="color: black;">保准</span>非常残酷，下星期二再带不回来写字作业就变成猪。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqD3Ceiau1nYtGP3VDaeOaNic9f3co3SQTLJ0uC72JQuAfJV7hxUbibH4ZA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">还有的<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>完全不把检讨这件事当回事，老师怒气冲冲，学生却<span style="color: black;">满脸</span>呆萌，来感受一下学生的“玩世不恭”的态度。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqSEwA56zwS3icAC3LpQmbN7iaYBvWYMyvb9oUYnqIlhiaDvgOumjfU9SNA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">上面那篇虽然有凑字的嫌疑，<span style="color: black;">然则</span>下面这篇检讨更过分，直接此处省略200字，都<span style="color: black;">这般</span>了还要<span style="color: black;">期盼</span>老师不要生气，你猜老师会不会生气呢？</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqeAlsuYUCtBWcibPicQKY2IsPGiciafq185NTA28Gpic01GY17xzxQAqjqOA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">有的学生就又动起了小聪明，<span style="color: black;">知道</span>告诉老师省略的字数是999个对不起，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>没办法，<span style="color: black;">由于</span>老师让写检讨，总要规定字数啊。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqOeMsgaC9gGYeeNE1ew4x1B2IcK8rcXbR3LP7bnGWzxpSiaxSvvic7Pjg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">下面这位<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>的检讨就写的慷慨悲壮，大义凛然，<span style="color: black;">况且</span>思想觉悟非常的高。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqmYT2TRJSzKw6onkgp5gsE74Gxa30gJYLBSwmYwbs0nMc4bR0WgejGA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">还有<span style="color: black;">非常多</span><span style="color: black;">朋友</span><span style="color: black;">爱好</span>装B，在<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>面前吹牛，当真相被揭穿后，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>是<span style="color: black;">保准</span>以后<span style="color: black;">再也不</span>犯了，否则变成猪，被扔进垃圾桶里。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibq3Dicoib93nQlJtWthGibcMWZpDRmoNEbPuhZL4q4CgjyB0Q4VCuQyw40w/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">咱们</span>来看最后这位<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>的检讨书，老师让他写上课吃东西的检讨，结果这位<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>完全跑偏了主题，“馋不是罪”、“再<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不吃独食了”，是不是下次要和<span style="color: black;">朋友</span>们<span style="color: black;">一块</span>在课堂上吃零食啊。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqQOefsR2xyE4iaXN62awLRTEeZLCicOJe1w4VGP3pkhUzJYfVR8vlohVA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">写在后面</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/UbTTicwY0c06iaS7kaQWD0qryBwSBiay9ibqTiaK4X8CZ6FVV4UuBQJibibsfkfjLA2Jxt1sibXdFnFYbNkTU1iaLolDWVg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">老师让写检讨的目的<span style="color: black;">便是</span>让学生认识自己的错误，并<span style="color: black;">保准</span>以后<span style="color: black;">再也不</span>犯类似的错误，然而检讨书却被学生“玩坏了”，人非圣贤，孰能无过，<span style="color: black;">孩儿</span>们犯错是正常的事儿，<span style="color: black;">然则</span>要有一个认真端正的认错态度，而不是跟老师耍小聪明。过而能改，善莫大焉。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">以上<span style="color: black;">照片</span>来自网络，请勿模仿。</p>
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