《做家务的男人3》杨迪的社死现场
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">综艺节目《做家务的男人3》杨迪太搞笑了，起了个大清早，就为了整蛊做家务的男人的常驻嘉宾，“叫醒服务”，来的路上<span style="color: black;">自信心</span>满满，却不想到了以后处处碰壁。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">第1</span>时间来到101房间门口</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">小心翼翼地打开门却<span style="color: black;">发掘</span>里面空无一人，惊喜落空，首站失误。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第二站来到102房间魏绍林与魏大勋门口，<span style="color: black;">每一个</span>感应房卡都试了却不想<span style="color: black;">无</span>一张房卡能成功开门。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪心里面有“十万个<span style="color: black;">为何</span>”</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">父子二人<span style="color: black;">无</span>被门外的声音惊醒，继续雷打不动得睡觉，仿佛杨迪从来<span style="color: black;">无</span>来过。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第三站来到了104房间李汶翰武大靖唐九洲门口</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">武大靖躺在沙发上玩手机<span style="color: black;">发掘</span>门开了视觉盲区，却<span style="color: black;">无</span>看到是谁打开了，<span style="color: black;">最后</span>懒惰战胜了好奇，<span style="color: black;">选取</span>继续躺平。而杨迪的<span style="color: black;">重视</span>力都在床上<span style="color: black;">亦</span><span style="color: black;">无</span><span style="color: black;">发掘</span>躺在沙发上的武大靖，双双<span style="color: black;">无</span>看到对方，遗憾中的遗憾。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">尴了个大尬</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">转身遇到从厕所回来的唐九洲同志，传说中的转角遇到爱，两人四目相对，空气中透露着尴了个大尬的气氛。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">第四站来的103房间杜淳门口</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪<span style="color: black;">刚才</span>打开房门，却<span style="color: black;">发掘</span>杜淳早早地起了床洗刷完毕穿戴整齐，趴在床上玩手机，听到门开了外面有动静，杜淳连忙问“谁”。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">当初有多得意</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">此刻</span>就有多狼狈</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪一听人是清醒的状态，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不管三七二十一了，把叫醒闹钟直接从门缝中放进去就跑，杜淳追了出来<span style="color: black;">发掘</span>门口空空如<span style="color: black;">亦</span>，<span style="color: black;">倘若</span>不是有东西放进去，杜淳还以为自己产生了幻想，不死心的往前走了几步查看，而躲在101房间门口的杨迪心里<span style="color: black;">非常</span>的慌，就如同“捉奸现场”哈哈哈，<span style="color: black;">欠好</span>意思，夸张了一点。四目相对的时候，杨迪心虚地叫了一声“杜淳你好，你们起得好早<span style="color: black;">每一个</span>人都起床了，<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>102房门打不开”<span style="color: black;">热情</span>肠的杜淳<span style="color: black;">暗示</span>自己<span style="color: black;">能够</span>帮忙试试看什么<span style="color: black;">状况</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">二人一同来到102房间门口，左试右试结果跟头一次一模<span style="color: black;">同样</span>，<span style="color: black;">不外</span>这一次的魏绍林听到门口的动静喊了一声“班长”杨迪翻了个白眼，得，这又醒了一个，今天是个什么日子，本想整蛊别人，却<span style="color: black;">发掘</span>今天<span style="color: black;">好似</span>被人整。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪躲在门后面，魏绍林出来只看到了杜淳，杜淳一边<span style="color: black;">掩盖</span>一边问“大勋呢？”边往屋里面走。魏绍林“在屋呢”</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪给自己擦了擦额头的汗，并打算重新再来，不成功便成仁。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">杨迪小脑袋<span style="color: black;">刚才</span>进来就被魏绍林逮个正着</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">只好硬着头皮走进来嘘寒问暖了一番则<span style="color: black;">暗示</span>这是<span style="color: black;">独一</span>一个打不开房门的房间。</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">估计喜剧担当杨迪从来<span style="color: black;">无</span>这么尴尬过</p>
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