伴侣圈搞笑有趣的说说 一句话吸引人的说说
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 1.当方便面的酱包由液态变为固态的时候，我就<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>冬天来了……</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 2.你走了真好，<span style="color: black;">否则</span>总担心，你要留下来吃饭。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 3.即使人人喊打，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>要<span style="color: black;">妻子</span>满天下。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/sz_mmbiz_jpg/6g11c6FUd22wZ17XqwbvQicDzYaVmWdgJSZFvDag0gu2BauPGxhvPc2jUvhiaJYxI987PgjnGYicjszxOqbHfaZ5w/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 4.我一在强调做人要低调，可你们非要给我掌声和尖叫。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 5.一分钟有多长？</span><span style="color: black;">这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 6.<span style="color: black;">咱们</span>都爱过，伤过，痛过，恨过，<span style="color: black;">便是</span>没瘦过。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/sz_mmbiz_jpg/6g11c6FUd22wZ17XqwbvQicDzYaVmWdgJJfLIYlzh8ojoGa4ib44sElVPeicxXibBhGOSK3XhgRvKQ9hJRRhKlltQw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">7.我胖的<span style="color: black;">独一</span><span style="color: black;">原由</span>，是太小的身体容纳不了我饱满的性格。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 8.<span style="color: black;">始终</span>对发型不满意的人，有一个<span style="color: black;">一起</span>点：</span><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: black;">不愿</span>承认这是脸的问题。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/sz_mmbiz_jpg/6g11c6FUd22wZ17XqwbvQicDzYaVmWdgJfOsAbW8HbncCFHz5QLQa7rfoygFq9Yd60p1VMn8QZ4WIbKrBwicUMMQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 9.以后千万别对我用美人计，要<span style="color: black;">否则</span>我会将计就计的。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 10.我这辈子<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>两件事不会，<span style="color: black;">便是</span>这<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不会，那<span style="color: black;">亦</span>不会。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/sz_mmbiz_jpg/6g11c6FUd22wZ17XqwbvQicDzYaVmWdgJT11yqeMp62bvEiaiaHxaAKrkH6fJcRteFTiauOgXbN0XeO3FLl6Bibia7pQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 11.泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">12.不要总是对我忽冷忽热，那样的话我怕感冒。</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/sz_mmbiz_jpg/6g11c6FUd22wZ17XqwbvQicDzYaVmWdgJEF6Ml44WsYlArX8e4OqpYCTw3KysfoUW6FoXEflbc0Wx6LjnMvGPgw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;"></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 13.到了我这个年纪，会在你耳边轻轻唱歌，<span style="color: black;">爱好</span>你的肉体，还会送你包包的，就只剩下蚊子了。</span></p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 14.<span style="color: black;">每日</span>早点睡，没事少玩点手机，对手机<span style="color: black;">欠好</span>。</span></p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"> 15.贫穷限制了<span style="color: black;">那样</span>多东西，怎么<span style="color: black;">无</span>限制我的体重?</span></p>
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