搞笑有深意个性说说微X签名
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;"><strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">微言∶“</span></strong>今<span style="color: black;">天给微友们整理了<span style="color: black;">有些</span>搞笑有深意说说<span style="color: black;">微X</span>个性签名。<span style="color: black;">期盼</span>微友们会<span style="color: black;">爱好</span>！<span style="color: black;">尤其</span>提醒:好签名请记得<span style="color: black;">保藏</span>,在特殊心情到来的那天<span style="color: black;">能够</span>派上用场</span>！<strong style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;">”</span></strong></span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别一身骚臭味儿靠近我，我有野狗洁癖。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我虽然不是很帅，但坚信有比我更丑的</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人!</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">床你放开我，我是一个有作业的人。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别对我大喊大叫，我小时候被狗吓到过</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">听过<span style="color: black;">非常多</span>减肥<span style="color: black;">办法</span>，依然胖着过完这<span style="color: black;">一辈子</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">快说 快说我是你的小王八蛋</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">活着不是硬道理，活着并硬着才是道理</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">这天热的，我和我家狗<span style="color: black;">一块</span>吐舌头！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我吃了太多盐 闲的总去想你.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">喜新厌旧不是病，<span style="color: black;">持续</span><span style="color: black;">谅解</span>的人才有病</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">喝最烈的酒 进最好的医院<span style="color: black;">救治</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">倘若</span>所有土地连在<span style="color: black;">一块</span>走上<span style="color: black;">一辈子</span>只</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">咱们</span>说好<span style="color: black;">一块</span>到白头你却偷偷焗了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">早操晚操都得操，不如<span style="color: black;">此刻</span>来一炮</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">青年</span>时没做过傻事老了拿什么</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">多想看轻自己，可我的体重不<span style="color: black;">准许</span>。</p><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/9jcTic3iaLYuKd8FHZu0VIQP2KUZN41e6G5UDryuSRwcU0174w7YAybe7q4JonqPx0pUGlzQSnXRyMibghc1gAGKg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">掐指一算，姑娘你命中缺我。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">体重<span style="color: black;">不外</span>百，不是平胸<span style="color: black;">便是</span>矮。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">在<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>那听说，在东莞的你曾回来过</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">生活就要活出一种拽，这才是人生<span style="color: black;">吗</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">贱人<span style="color: black;">便是</span>矫情，贱了自己，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>贱了流年。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">潇洒人生潇洒过，风流倜傥不<span style="color: black;">肮脏</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别跟姐装酷，姐零下十几度!</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你<span style="color: black;">爱好</span>浪<span style="color: black;">不碍事</span> 只要不被淹死就好</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你若安好，我便备胎到老。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我的字典里<span style="color: black;">无</span>分手，<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>丧偶。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别试图改变我,你能做的<span style="color: black;">仅有</span>服从和离开。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">在你落魄的时候，身边连条狗都<span style="color: black;">无</span></p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你的脸过不了儿童节，可是你的胸<span style="color: black;">能够</span>阿</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">哥脸上的那绝对不是痘，那叫青春。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你不是我脑袋里的交警，无权<span style="color: black;">干涉</span>我的走向</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">要么谈<span style="color: black;">爱情</span>结婚，要么玩玩别当真。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">天欲逼我上绝路,我定翻身捅破天。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">路还长，别太狂，以后指不定谁辉煌。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">人生在世谁无罪，犯点小错无<span style="color: black;">所说</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">以前觉得<span style="color: black;">爱好</span><span style="color: black;">能够</span>当饭吃 <span style="color: black;">此刻</span>觉得还是饭好吃。</p><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/9jcTic3iaLYuKd8FHZu0VIQP2KUZN41e6G27kVAJzdhDNSYHNF531IibicEOFCia8h4g0HuUZoj0iaPV3FS3LtxJv9tA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">男<span style="color: black;">伴侣</span>生气了 多半是装的 打一顿就好了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">此刻</span>起床不是看毅力，而是看尿意</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">等你醉了，我把你睡了</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">不离不弃全是放屁，海誓山盟全是回忆。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">人闲屁事多 矫情又啰嗦。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">该疯就疯 该闹就闹 别让疯狗 乱了调调！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">万场<span style="color: black;">愉快</span>千场醉，世上闲人地上仙。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">新娘不是我<span style="color: black;">然则</span>新郎我睡过。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">单身姑娘不是罪，单身姑娘心不累。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我要说你是个二愣子，我都是<span style="color: black;">褒扬</span>你。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">哥谈不上是匹骏马，但绝不是<span style="color: black;">通常</span>的毛驴。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;"><span style="color: black;">所说</span>睡货的概括：春困，夏乏，秋盹，冬眠。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">你说你是限量版，那我告诉你，我可是绝版。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">哥<span style="color: black;">通常</span>不爱人，不爱<span style="color: black;">通常</span>人，爱起人来不<span style="color: black;">通常</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">生活就是生的不尽人意，活的惊天动地。</p><img src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/9jcTic3iaLYuKd8FHZu0VIQP2KUZN41e6GsCRoiboibvc1bV70pxjnesyMhxbvrqrPErTKkCtHv4tB1jicRj4rYV2gw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="width: 50%; margin-bottom: 20px;">
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">别看姐爱不爱，就看你帅不帅！</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我亲手调教的狗，你溜得还习惯<span style="color: black;">吗</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">药药切克闹 你感冒了我有药</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">货<span style="color: black;">便是</span>货，装尼玛五颜六色。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我身边不缺狗，别一缺狗粮就来找我。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我走过最远的路 是你的<span style="color: black;">招数</span>。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">给你脸是客气，不给你脸是道理。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">早<span style="color: black;">晓得</span>做人这么累当初就不下凡了.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我和你肩都擦破了，<span style="color: black;">亦</span>没能见擦出火花来！</p>
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<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">补课补多了的后果是，连放假都觉得不真实。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">我只<span style="color: black;">期盼</span>身边有一个你，<span style="color: black;">能够</span>温暖我的空气。</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">尿不到池里说明你短，尿到池外说明你软.</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">爱情就像是见鬼。信的人多。见的人少</p>
<p style="font-size: 16px; color: black; line-height: 40px; text-align: left; margin-bottom: 15px;">有一天我要是死了，那<span style="color: black;">便是</span>无聊死的。</p>
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